In reveling testimony on the Hill today, Georgia Congressman Hank Johnson discovered the military may be covering up how the redeployment of military bases to Guam may cause the island to "Tip" over. Rep. Johnson asked Generals if an Island 7 miles by 12 miles had enough space to support military operations. The military, reluctant to answer under the Johnson's relentless pressure, said "Congressman I don't know but can get back to you". Rep Johnson's asked "How big is Guam if it were 24 miles by 7 miles". The Admiral trying to obfuscate admitted "Congressman, I don't know, but I would say its a small island".
In conversations with an undisclosed source, it has been learned (using a scientific tool called multiplication) that an Island that is 24 miles by 7 miles is approximately 168 square miles, and that Guam might actually be as much as 204 square miles. Rep. Johnson, suspect of military's answers and possible cover up has asked scientists at NASA to investigate the possibility of Guam tipping over once they have finished their analysis of how sunspots effect acceleration in Toyota automobiles.